I took a really cold shower because the water heater wasn’t working. It was cold but it felt great and weird at the same time.

On the bright side my hair is cool looking.

dinojay: momglarepyrope: sbahjification: kevinkinky-: spook-the-ass: this makes me uncomfortable. no jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them nO, I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

image

It’s shine bright like a doitsu not an Edward cuLLEN.

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Johannesburg, South Africa
Dubai, UAE
Munich, Germany
Goedereede, The Netherlands
Antwerp, Belgium
Zurich, Switzerland
Zwijndrecht, The Netherlands
Calgary, Canada
Chesham, England
Tulare, USA
Vallauris, France
Thessaloniki, Greece
Chicago, USA
Quezon City, Philippines
Dhahran, Saudi Arabia
Tallinn, Estonia
Exeter, England
Lancaster, USA
glenn dale, USA
Vancouver, Canada
DC, USA
Victoria, USA
Monroe, USA
Madrid, Spain
Toronto, Canada
Montreal, Canada
Reno, USA
Belo Horizonte, Brazil
Clifton, USA
West Milford, USA

Food, Tits, and Corgis: octosquiddle: Know what really creeps me out? How much homophobes are...»

octosquiddle:

Know what really creeps me out?

How much homophobes are obsessed with gay sex.

Seriously, any sort of queer content, no matter how subtle, in mainstream media is met with straight people freaking out about how they’re meant to explain gay sex to their children.

Let’s take…

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

(Source: rapedbyrapture)

Alfred Jones

tricksterjohnny:

chesiresailboats:

cue-the-hetalia:

hetaliagirl104:

Alfred eats England’s cooking
Alfred Scones

Alfred works out

Alfred tones

Alfred gets laid

Alfred Moans

OH GOD.